My first blog!

So I finally jumped on this newfangled blogging bandwagon that every other fucker on earth has done. I really don't know how long I'm going to be able to commit to this shit, or what I'm going to say, because fuck me we all know my life isn't exactly one to write a book about.

So why should I even start a blog? Well, I'd like to improve my writing and my comedy skills, because both are certainly lacking. Not to mention I get bored easily and this is something to do. So maybe my inane musings will eventually lead to a hilarious, well written blog, but until then my three readers will have to deal with this shit.

Is this playing out like the pilot episode of a bad TV show? Fuck it, it probably is, but everything's gotta start somewhere. I'm hoping to post hilarious anecdotes, funny videos, maybe some food recipes, and other major events in this blog. If I can keep this going over the summer that'd be awesome, sort of like a memorial to my summer break.

Anyways, I'll at least tell you all about myself. I live in a small town in Minnesota where not much happens. The type of town that all the people my age describe as "the hellhole I hate and plan to get out of first chance I get." But I wouldn't say that accurately describes my feelings. It's an alright town, boring as hell and kind of snobby, but one could do worse. Yeah, I want to get out of here as soon as I can, but I don't hate this place. I'm seventeen years old and I'm going to be a senior in the fall. I play bass and guitar, and I'm trying to learn the keyboard but I keep putting it off so it'll probably never happen. Um, well, I'm sure you'll figure the rest out from my writing and stuff, so that'll be good for now.

Anyways, I'll try to update every couple days, maybe throw in a sweet picture or story or something, I promise my other posts won't be quite so self indulgent and boring.