Drunk, Concerts, Dr. Pepper, Piss

Okay I didn't update last night, fucking sue me. Anyways, I'm drunk right now, but I'm updating and that's what's important. Anyways, maybe I'm funnier when I'm drunk, you be the judge.

So I went to a concert on Wednesday night. Kanye West, Rhianna, N.E.R.D., and Lupe Fiasco. Don't listen to any of them. Don't even like rap. Very much. But my friends do, so I went with them. I'll admit, it was a cool fucking concert. Kanye West had the best goddamn light show I have ever seen since grade school. And I really liked N.E.R.D. I recommend them. They've got some funk, hip-hop, rock, it's sweet shit.

But that's not what this is about. I want to talk about that douschebag at the concert who gets way to into it. You know, the guy who closes his eyes and just "gets lost in the music, maaaan." Fuck him. You know, I get it. It's great music, you love it, you get into it. But you don't need to make me suffer. And why the fuck are they always, always, always in front of me? At the concert on Wednesday the bitch in front of me happened to be that guy. During Rhianna (who sucked, by the way) he took off his shirt, and danced on his chair. And fell off it. Four times (I liked that part). Then, during Kanye West, he kept his hands raised for THE ENTIRE GODDAMN SHOW. Not a song. Not a verse. The entire hour and 45 minute set. In my face. Fuck.

And there was the son of a bitch at a Coheed and Cambria concert who was in front of me and chose to lean back on me, close his eyes, and lose himself in the music. A two hundred pound son of a bitch I might add. If I leaned back on someone in public, I would get punched in the goddamn neck. But apparently, at concerts, its okay to lean on people and dance because you're "lost in the music." Well you know what? I get lost in the music too. There's entire parts of concerts I can't remember because I just get lost in it. But I don't lean on people, dance around like a fuckass, and other shit. I just listen.

To continue on my drunken ramblings, Dr. Pepper has 23 flavors. I'm sure you know, they advertise it on their cans. But what are the 23 flavors? Because I only taste one. The flavor of Dr. Pepper. I googled 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper just now, and I checked approximately three sites, including Wikipedia, so I've done my homework. Nobody knows. I think it's all bullshit. They just say 23 flavors so it sounds tasty. But why would 23 flavors taste good? It's like when you were a kid and you mixed all the pops together at the restaraunt and it tasted like shit but you said it was good because everyone liked it. Oh well, Dr. Pepper is tasty, a good mixer, and has 23 flavors, so fuck it.