Now, this wouldn't be a proper blog if we didn't have some asshole, sexist, womanizing going on up in here, am I right? Well, wait no longer friends, that day has finally come. Last night my friends and I were discussing the hottest women we knew and it made me think about how we, as men, judge a woman's appearance. Now, I'm not talking about how attractive a woman as a whole is, that would be far too fair. We're just down to the sexist bullshit here, tits and ass.
Basically, I've realized that 75% of the guys I know are what I like to call bean farmers. What I mean by this, is that they shoot for the beanpole women. If she's thin, she wins you could say. Now, there's nothing wrong with that, to each his own, but I say it really hurts me. You're not giving the curvier women a chance and that's not right. Now, maybe my sample is skewed, but if this is how the rest of the world operates, then that is disturbing, at least to me. To the right you will find your average "hot" beanpole.
But to the left, you have some nice curves. See, I need something I can dig my hands into. I'm not saying I'm a chubby chaser, and if you are that's cool, but I'm not. All I'm saying is a little ass isn't a bad thing. If I can break the woman over my knee, then she's a little too thin. A beanpole girl is just too boring for me. There's nothing to look at, it's all just a line. But with a woman with some tits, maybe a bit of a butt, you've got surprises around every curve. It's like you're picking a baseball bat to knock a ball out of the park. Are you going to take the thin, whispy whiffle bat? No, you're going to go for that nice, slightly thicker (but not too thick) bat with a bit of heft to it if you know what's good for you. You're obviously not going to grab a log, but something with just enough weight to knock it home.
You know why I like a curvy woman? Well, your average curvy girl is much classier than your average beanpole. Why? You can get a beanpole chick in any club, bar, street corner, etc. They're everywhere. But a woman who's got a nice round ass is a rare thing. And she knows it. She knows she's above the beanpole women because she's not as common, and that is a good thing. It gives her confidence. Now, a curvy woman is also more down to Earth at the same time. A too-skinny girl spends 50% of her time saying "oh I shouldn't eat that, I'm too fat" and another 50% saying "I wish I had your butt," or "I wish I had your body." But a curvy girl, she doesn't care. She'll eat the cake and flaunt her body. She knows where it's at.
So maybe this post was a little self indulgent, a little womanizing, and a little sexist. But you know what? Somebody had to say it. So you women with the round asses and the big racks, don't let the beanpoles get you down. You and I both know you're of a higher caliber.
2 comments:
BUT if you buy a nice cake for yourself, they are more likely to take some of it. And I'm not much for cake-sharing, myself. Cake is expensive nowadays.
not womanizing at all, I think you're right. as a moderately curvy chick I think you're observations about the differences between what beanpole chicks think about and what curvy chicks think about are totally dead on. A+.
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